But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it.
If I had the choice between being gay and owning a Mac, I would rather be gay, because if I owned a Mac I would be both gay and own a horrible computer.
The hardest thing about getting a Mac is telling your parents that you're gay.
Reasons why it’s worth to be a PC gamer in 2012. Member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. Sigmor's chest is no "weapon chest" anymore (error from CP 1.70). The following fixes will only become effective when a new game is started, but not in already existing save games: A strong hit with two swords will break through a block. Whirlwind attacks with two-handed weapons can now be blocked completely. Some errors in Italian texts corrected. + New function "MagicSummonCompanion" for new kinds of summoned companions. + NPCs now can react aggressive on armor of other "political" fractions. It's not possible anymore to get Lester's, Ilja's and Yussuf's temple key and Masil's promissory notes twice.
Icons of cudgel, heavy branch, Nordmarian sword, recipe for mana potion, recipe for Nordmarian sword, recipe for El Bastardo, Meteor and the perk "Take animal skins" corrected or improved, resp. + Subtitles are available now when the hero reads out what he finds at bookstands and stone tablets. Dialog with Masil after cancellation of the quest "Debt and debility" corrected. If Ugolf tells the hero about Tjalf's chest, there's an additional small piece of dialog available after looting the chest. Tippler, Hjalte and Garik now drink booze at adequate points of the conversations, Hjalte also eats some meat. The hero now drinks the bottle of booze he gets from Flint. Some speech outputs in russian game version corrected. + "Storyhelper" (sh) has more detailed dialog options to increase or decrease reputation. Saturas now also hands out his key when the hero talks to him the first time ever after exploring Al Shedim. Terrain shadows on faraway trees corrected. Always on, exception: few fire places, because the world has not been recompiled). + Leaf subsurface scattering (only with activated Rim Lighting and Shader 3.0). Bug corrected where audio system always cached out sound even if property said "no". If you have any questions, you can contact the exhibition and auction organizing committee by email at: or via instant messengers (WhatsApp/Telegram/Viber/imo) at the number +7-902-446-38-96 (Tatiana).- Texture/Shadow/Light flickering eliminated (occured on ATI 4xxx serie cards). The auction will be open from 3rd October to 15th December, 2020, so you have plenty of time to select and purchase a picture you like for your private collection. Artists will be provided with conducive conditions for creativity and communication within the creative community. – Thirdly, the remaining proceeds will go towards opening an art residence for members of the Guild who are not able to go on art tours independently. – Secondly, 25% of the proceeds go to the charity event “Visual Art for Everyone.” One of the goals of this campaign is to provide master classes by contemporary artists of Eurasia to needy children and children with HIA. However, each artist participating in the auction has the right to donate his or her share to other charities. – First of all, 50% of the proceeds will be received by the artists themselves. The auction will raise funds for several purposes: We hope this event will act as a magnet to attract the attention of connoisseurs of visual art to the works of contemporary Eurasia artists. We are glad to welcome you to our on-line charity art-auction “Artworks of Eurasia”!Īll items are represented by the works of ECG members and featured by participants of OCA People (a special project of the OCA Magazine) and the winners of the “TOP-25 Artworks of Eurasia” contest. Greetings from the Chairman of the Guild.The finalists of the “TOP-25 works of art of Eurasia – 2020” Voices of Friends Festival (Borovoe-London).The Heartbeat of Eurasia: fashion and jewellery.The Dairy Almanac «Voices of friends: Poetry and Art» - 2023.The “Thread-V” literary collection – jubilee issue.Book series: Publish your book in London!.